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Lighter Side: AAA, The God of Video Games Print E-mail
Nick Greeley, Tuesday, 16 October 2007

AAAHiScore On a lighter note, RetroBlast! Contributor Sez has brought to us this little gem of a wiki proclaiming AAA The God of All Video Games !

The wiki describes AAA as "Known only by the three initials he uses on arcade high score lists, he has left his ubiquitous mark in the RAM chips of countless motherboards. He both owns and has played every single video game in the universe, including the superintelligent ones developed by the Pentagon that suck you into a Tron-like cyberspace where you fight to the death against the CPU itself. He has killed approximately 12 video game CPUs in this fashion."

If you're looking for a lighter side of things, be sure to check out some of the other descriptions of the other video games listed as well.

For example, did you know "The Galaga Machine was developed in Star Century 0079 by the last surviving humans who hid from the tyranny of thier alien rulers."

Check out more of the Uncyclopedia here.  

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